A failure of an adult who really likes chemistry, he's the boss at mr awakeys and is Ari's older brother. He has a drinking problem, and a gambling problem, and a lot of other problems, he's not okay. He wants to be a politician but he's too depressed and would probably not be allowed to on account of everything he has going on. His birthday is leap day, cause i want it to be.

>click on the rat to get the hell away from me